Answer this Questions if you can?

Answer all questions; Note no calculator or
any electronic devices. Time:- 1hr:30mins

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE

1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that
opened shop at Alaba international market (a)
Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter
Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a widow while
her husband is still alive (a)Dame Patience (B)
Turai (c)Stella
(3) Who Strike pass (a) Boko Haram
(B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's
head (a) True (B) false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the two people
holding hands when you power-on a Nokia
phone (a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan
Giggs and John Terry (C)OBJ and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is took, the past
tense of make is (a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
(7) I have a dream is to Luther king as I have
no shoes is to …. (a) GEJ (B)IBB (c) OBJ
(8) What is the plural form of GARRI (a) garris
(B)garried (B) garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally
Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year? (a)
No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW
(10) Which university has the highest no. of
babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and
return with British accent a)Ebus B)Unijos
c)Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a)Differentiate between Do or Die and if I
don't win the next election their will be blood
shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek to Aso rock
without shoes, how long would it have taken
if he wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the
diameter of Don Jazzy's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins
N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2
Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat!
Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is
Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the three statues
that welcome you to Lagos…
(4)What is the difference between copy-copy
and giraffing(5) what is d only plane dt dsnt have
blackboard imidtly it clash?.
All questions carry equal marks.

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